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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Little Moron to Rat Out Big Moron?!


I wonder if Little Baby Man's lawyer is gonna rat out the big guy. You know Little Moron, ratting out Big Moron. It would be so appropriate. The enforcer, the fixer, the guy that did all the dirty work, (desperately trying to impress the boss), ends up feeling unloved, unwanted, and trapped by the jaws of the law.

What does he do? He turns, he flips, he rats the big guy out. That's the way they do it in the mob. You've seen the movie, you've read the script, you know how this all goes.

“As the son of a Polish holocaust survivor, the images and sounds of this family separation policy is heart wrenching,” Cohen wrote, according to ABC. “While I strongly support measures that will secure our porous borders, children should never be used as bargaining chips.”

Holy shite. Playing the "son of a Polish holocaust survivor" card. Could Michael Cohen turn out to be the Marcus Junius Brutus (the Younger) (/ˈbruːtəs/; 85 BC – 23 October 42 BC), of this saga? He takes a shot at the boss, twists the knife a bit. Of course, Little Baby Man is less like Julius Cesar and more like Caligula, but you get the idea.

Who knows? Maybe Cohen is just signaling he needs help paying his legal bills, holding out hope that Little Baby Man will come to the rescue?

Nah. I don't think so. More likely? Little Mikey Cohen is gonna spill his guts to try to save his own ass. He does not want to spend the rest of his days in a cell. He does not want to take the fall for the boss. And remember, as Adam Davidson pointed out, what Cohen knows will sink this President.

This is gonna get uglier and uglier. I think we will hear more about paying off Adult Film Stars, more about doing deals in Russia (did anyone say collusion?), more about money-laundering, frauds, scams and bad business. Looking forward to hearing all the sordid details. 

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