Sensing an existential threat to our little Democratic Experiment. Serious problem, no doubt.
So, yes, let's go simple. For instance how to explain Trump's suddenly, thuddingly, flailing & failing VP Pick JD Vance? So many simple, plain questions:
Did he really have sex with a couch? Does he really like to watch sexy videos of dolphins? Does he really want to go to war with women? Does he really want to punish cat ladies? Childless adults? Does he really want to monitor women's menstrual cycles?
WTF?! I mean, it's all quite fascinating. Such an odd duck. What explains the man? Weird. Very weird. Just plain super-weird. And creepy, right? Super-creepy...
Of course, the other guy on that ticket is a major rival for the weirdness crown. He is constantly blathering about sharks, and electrocution, windmills and Hannibel Lecter, and well, it's hard to keep up with all the drivel that spews from his lips. Weird... super weird... a very creepy, & weird old guy...
America... we can do so much better!