When I arrived at the bench my friend exclaimed with a devilish laugh: "We should make an action figure of you. You know, a little character with boots, t-shirt, sunglasses, bandana, and hand them out to everyone we know."
Ha. Ha. I knew what she was saying. As you navigate this globe, as you do enough circles around the world that add up to decades upon decades of living, hard and not so hard, you become that crusty, odiferous, uniquely-you character you always imagined yourself to be. I think it's best to be a character actor, not a leading man type, you have far less to fall when you inevitably do fall. And all the unique falling adds up to something agreeably uncommon.
Right. Got it. Call me: A New-Age "Action Jackson."