Here's my real-time text exchange with my good friend while I was there:
Me: Just got to the park with Buster! Off the Pigs! Oops, wrong decade! Trump is Treason! That's good!
Friend: Good job you two!
Me: They are playing Dylan. Are we happy that that racist shit Sessions got shit-canned or pissed? I'm confused.
Friend: Ha!
Me: Bring that racist shit Sessions back! Come on Buster say it with me!
Friend: Bark, bark!
Me: Go Mueller?! Fuck Trump?! Pizzah Party?! A Free Lunch?! Levitate the Pentagon?!
Friend: Now you are in the Spirit!
Me: Somethings happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear... good thing I'm wearing my Shaman Hat!
Friend: You can make a thing out of it, Protesting with Dogs!
Me: Poop in a bag! Come on everybody! It's fun!
Me: It's scary, a park filling up with people who know way too much about the Mueller Investigation, just like me, I gotta split!