I like my Laughing, Fun-Loving, Progressive Democrat Jesus.
Funny, yesterday I was Googling things like: Who Got Mary Pregnant? - "OK, you play God and I will play the Goddess..."
"A hieros gamos ritual is a sexual ritual (not that uncommon a practice in the ancient world, and often practiced by royalty) that plays out a marriage between a “god” and “goddess”, usually while an important astrological configuration is occurring in the heavens above, where human participants represent the deities."
And Was Jesus Illiterate? - He didn't write anything down! Not even a grocery list!