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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

"Helsinki Trump is the Real Trump." - Matthew Miller, MSNBC

Poor little Helsinki Trump. He thinks it's the "Liberals," and/or the "Liberal Media," that are his enemies, when actually it is "Reality" and "the Truth" that are his staunch enemies. Also, he thinks Vladimir Putin is his friend, when really, Pootie-Poot is just a friendly, overly-demanding, Black-Mailer.

Our Dear Leader was in Missouri yesterday talking to his devoted cult. He is asking them all to follow him over the cliff.

"Don't believe the crap you hear from these people -- the fake news," Trump told the crowd of veterans. "What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening."

Yes. That's a good one. Is George Orwell writing his lines now? Don't believe your eyes and ears. Only believe the Con-Man, the Bankrupt, Reality-TV Clown. Sure, you can take this man at his word. His word is his bond. Of course, his word will change, morph and split into a million bits. This man can't keep his story straight from one speech, one line, one word, from another.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste... our Dear Leader's mind is a nasty bowl of mush... Poor Helsinki Trump... the truth is hard, real, unrelenting; it's a runaway train barreling down the tracks. Actually there are multiple trains, multiple tracks all pointing to Helsinki Trump. The day of reckoning is coming. Karma, Baby!

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