Monkey Out Your Butt!

Okay we have entered the land of absurdity. And that's fine with me. Life has always seemed a little absurd, and you just know all those serious people doing serious stuff is just a serious charade.

Unfortunately in the land of absurdity, people still die, and bad shit happens everyday. And that's absurd too.

So anyway, I like this Trillion Dollar Coin Idea! It's kind of like pulling a monkey out of your butt. Which would definitely be absurd, but amazing too. Might even get you on TV!

And just who would be on the Trillion Dollar Coin?! George Carlin of course!