Lords of the Bling

Maybe it looks attractive, but maybe celebrity in all it's glory is actually like contracting a horrifying, totally transfiguring disease.

And those that don't have it, think they want it, but really, they are lucky they don't have it.

And the ones that do have it try to pretend it's not so bad, or that it's really great, but really, it's horrible.

But like any enterprising disease it wants to spread.

And a world of celebrities is like a plague. And maybe that's where we are headed and we should all be doing our best to be anonymous, keep our heads down, live simply and try to live lightly on the land.

Then again, we all love the bling, baby! "My precious..."