Please Raise Your Hand

What is that saying, did I hear it or coin it?

"Evolution is good for life, not so good for the living."

There's a bug in the hardware/software of being a human being. Or no, it's just an ego-killing operating feature: "Planned obsolescence."

"The process of a product becoming obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period or amount of use in a way that is planned or designed by the manufacturer."

Okay, who is the bastard that came up with that damn option?

I wanted to go with the leather seats and "under-coating."