Yesterday, the conversation took a surprising, slightly mad turn. I mean, I think pretty much everyone is a bit "crazy," but then there is a deeper hue of crazy. What to say? He was speaking with a slight tremor in his voice, he was deadly serious...
Him: "Prince is stalking me. He's murdering folks. He murdered three of the elderly folks in my building. He has been stalking me for years."
Me: "Prince?"
Him: "Yes. Prince. The Artist Formerly Known As."
Me: "What? Prince? I mean, isn't Prince dead?"
Him: "Yeah. He faked his death."
Me: "Huh. Really?"
Him: "Yes, I crossed paths with him when I was a young rapper. He's been stalking me ever since. It's not right."
Me: "Wow... Sorry to hear that... I mean, yikes... I mean, well... see you around... take care."
Him: "OK. Peace, Brother..."