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Sunday, July 07, 2013

Can Drinking Tiger's Blood Get You In?!

Seems standards just aren't what they used to be.  Even when it comes to becoming a Saint in the Catholic Church.  Used to be you'd have to perform two miracles to qualify.  And usually it would be pretty major shit like turning water into wine, raising the dead, walking on water...

But the New Pope has decided that one of the Old Popes can get in the Saint Club with just one measly little "miracle" - did he really help end Communism as we know it? The guy in the white beannie? Really?

So yes, even Sainthood is now graded on a curve.  So I guess there's hope for the rest of us... I'm rooting for Charlie Sheen next!

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