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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

GOP Highlights!

Day One Highlight: Melania plagiarizing parts of her speech from Michelle isn't a federal offense. Hell, isn't Michelle a wonderful role  model?

What are the chances that Melania didn't plagiarize? Probably slim & none. I mean, put two monkeys in two different rooms with two different typewriters, how often will they type the same exact sentences?

Day Two Highlight: Ben Carson tells us that Hillary's main inspirer is Lucifer!  "The shining one, the light-bearer!" That is some kick-ass woman!

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