Morning Report

Clearly we are insane. Michael Jackson is our King Tut. And that 24 karat gold plated coffin is just such a nice tribute. I guess you couldn't really find a better symbol for the madness of our pop consciousness.

And we're gonna cook ourselves in Carbon Dioxide. Think of Carbon Dioxide as Crisco, and well, the continents on this little blue planet are french fries, and we're gonna leave the frying time up to chance. Sounds like a great recipe for charred planet.

So there's this Global Warming thing, and like a bunch of Penguins sitting on a melting ice floe we're not really gonna do a damn thing about it except tut tut.

We are not only insane we are really, really dumb. The animals we're gonna take down with us are actually smarter than us. But most of them don't have hands or thumbs and they are captive to our stupidity.

And if we thought ooo baaa mmmaaa is gonna save us all, well, maybe it's time for a re-think. Except really thinking isn't our strong suit.

So, that's the state of things this morning. Have a great day!