1. Never, ever, rough-house with an English Bulldog.
2. Toast is good; a food-group all it's own.
3. Electrolytes will save your ass.
4. Cooking food became a common practice in the Human Clan for a reason.
5. Listen to the Crazy People to know what's up in crazy-land, & at same time tune them the fuck out.
6. Pay attention to every last detail in your own little orbit.
7. Live lightly & in the moment.
8. Silence truly is golden.
9. Find a buddy, and live & die by the buddy system.
10. "Be humble, it's the Universe, Jake..."
