But it looks like the hard-core Republicans actually want a bloated, gaseous dirigible for President. They are searching for the "anti-Obama." And since they think Obama is a good-government Apparatchik, they want an anti-government schmuck instead. Obama is pragmatic, competent, consistent, steady, intelligent, dedicated, patient, successful, etc. So yes, their dirigible alternative needs to be an anti-everything Obama.
Still, there's another guy running on the Republican side, and he actually did say something stupid, putrid, horrifyingly ridiculous, and oh so wrong...
That would be Jeb! Think: Fool! "He kept us safe."
That is a howler of epic, biblical proportions... Hey Jeb! Take your ! and stick it "where the sun don't shine..."