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Monday, September 21, 2015

Jeb! Fool!

The Punditocracy is waiting, hoping, expecting Trump to say something so stupid, so putrid and so horrifyingly ridiculous, that finally, finally, please god, he will implode like a bloated, gaseous, dirigible. They want to see that comb-over dude totally disintegrate into a million tiny pieces.

But it looks like the hard-core Republicans actually want a bloated, gaseous dirigible for President. They are searching for the "anti-Obama." And since they think Obama is a good-government Apparatchik,  they want an anti-government schmuck instead. Obama is pragmatic, competent, consistent, steady, intelligent, dedicated, patient, successful, etc. So yes, their dirigible alternative needs to be an anti-everything Obama.

Enter Trump.

Still, there's another guy running on the Republican side, and he actually did say something stupid, putrid, horrifyingly ridiculous, and oh so wrong...

That would be Jeb! Think: Fool! "He kept us safe."

That is a howler of epic, biblical proportions... Hey Jeb! Take your ! and stick it "where the sun don't shine..."



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