Jesus in America Pt. 8

Some shocking news...

Yesterday, I had a Jesus in America sighting,  and I realized that my friend and I have made a critical mistake. It either totally destroys the Jesus in America Concept, or makes it that much more potent. Can't decide which.

Let's go to the Text Message Exchange:

Outgoing Text Message: "Holy Moly. I think there are 2 Jesus in Americas. 2 different people. 1 has a cat. 1 has a bushy beard. Thought there was just 1. This changes everything."

Incoming Text Message: "Buy 1, get 1 FREE, that's America!"