Must be the Opioids!

I did watch the Super Bowl. I did watch the halftime show. I turned the sound off and played my scratchy vinyl copy of "The Worst of the Jefferson Airplane" as the spectacle flashed across the screen.

What to say? 

As I watched Coldplay, Bruno Mars and Beyonce jumping around on stage, I thought to myself... "Yes, I do think this is clear proof that America is deeply addicted to opioids (thanks Big Pharma!). That's the only plausible explanation..."