Folk #1: This morning there are many, too many to count, fucked up stories competing for our attention. Which one to write about? Maybe not the most important one, but probably one of the funniest ones.
Charges against Olympian Canoist David Hearn, the "reflecting pool vandal," have been dropped. Who could have predicted this outcome? Hmmm, well, any sane, rational human being!
Turns out our President has shadowy, ghostly figures dancing around in his head. He conjures up all kinds of imaginary enemies: Antifa, Communists, Sandwich Guy, Reflecting Pool Vandals; you know, all those folks eating the cats & the dogs."
It is funny; all the ways a diseased mind can devolve.
