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Sunday, August 04, 2024

Too Ridiculous to Be Tragic...

This is a bit of stretch, but I love it: Trump's Political Downfall: The Fat Elvis Phase.

Fat Elvis died for our sins by ingesting all the drugs known to man and stumbling around on stages around the land in front of swooning matronly ladies who tossed their extra-large underwear at him. An overstuffed legend sinking into the deepest of drug addictions, blubbering his old hits into a microphone. Too ridiculous to be tragic.

Trump of course is dying for our worst sins, he is imploding from embodying all the most deplorable, & despicable thoughts, tendencies and actions known to man. He eats racsim for breakfast. He lies with every breath. He is doubling down on his own hatred & idiocy. He is stumbling about on stages across America blubbering his tired routine of vile B.S. into a microphone for screaming, brain-dead MAGAs.

Yes, this too is just too disgusting & ridiculous to be tragic...

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