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Monday, February 26, 2018

Hey, We All Have Mental Issues!

Is it just me? When I read the Florida Governor say that "I want to make it virtually impossible for anyone with mental issues to use a gun," I think, well, that pretty much eliminates any human being I know, or expect to meet... right?!

One of my favorite sayings: "Rationality is just a mask we wear." Yes, and some of us very rarely wear that mask, unless we are trying make a point. Entertainment purposes only!

Aren't we all basically "mental?" None of us should be able to own a weapon that could kill lots of people. That's CRAZY!

Let's all take a little test. If you answer "yes" to any of these, YOU ARE MENTAL!

1. Ever feel lonely?
2. Ever feel depressed?
3. Any thoughts of suicide?
4. How about murder fantasies?
5. Ever feel insecure?
6. Powerless?
7. Do you stock-pile lots of weapons and ammo?
8. Do you think everyone is watching you?
9. Do you think "it's all about you?"
10. Do you talk to dead people? People who aren't there? Inanimate objects?
11. Do they answer?
12. Do you believe in life after death? Little people? Aliens from another Galaxy?
13. Do you think you are on a mission from God?
14. Do you believe in Angels?
15. Have you watched them dance on the head of a pin?
16. Do you think if you wish it, it will be so?
17. Do you think God is watching you?
18. Do you think bad people are going to hell?
19. Do you think all your dead relatives and pets are up in heaven waiting for you?
20. Do you think you are fine, it's everyone else who's crazy?

Still have doubts that Human Beings have "mental issues?" Did you ever read History? Or watch TV? Read a newspaper? Talk to basically anyone for any length of time? Case closed!

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