Folk #2: Wut?!
Folk #1: Those Arab Kings are fluffing the U.S. Wanna-Be King.
Folk #2: You're joking?
Folk #1: Nope.
Folk #2: That can't be legal, or constitutional?
Folk #1: Nope.
Folk #2: What's gonna happen?
Folk #1: The Republicans in Congress are going to distract us by cutting taxes for Billionaires and taking food and healthcare away from the Common Folks.
Folk #2: Jesus. That's pretty evil.
Folk #1: Yep.
Folk #2: Is he dead yet?!
Folk #1: Nope. But maybe one Happy Meal from a Coma?
Folk #2: Hope springs Eternal.