Acupunture!

Acupuncture!

How can sticking little needles in your body help you heal?

I don't know.

Ancient Chinese secret.

Let's say you have an ailment. Sore elbow. Sore tendon. Sore knee. Oh hell, let's say your complete body is just one big soreness.

Find a reputable practitioner and volunteer to be a pin cushion. Add a little electric stimulation and open those channels. Get the "chi" flowing.

Fuck pharmaceuticals. They only lead to dead celebrities.

As my Psychic Everyday Says: Healer, Heal Thy Self!

We are the Placebo!

Acupuncture! Works for me!