FROG VS. LENIN

I've decided I'm actually a conceptual artist. Kind of in the mode of Damien Hirst. Maybe without the brilliance; certainly without the rich patrons, the big bucks and the world renown.

No, I haven't dissected any sharks lately. But I did put together a little sculpture piece in the window of our new Black Forest art space.

I'm calling this one Frog VS. Lenin. It is a one of a kind. Of course it has a back story. It is a major statement on life in the 21st century, but I'm not talking.

Any wealthy collectors out there? For a ridiculously outlandish price, I can recreate this for you in your own space.