Oh, the Meaningless Futility in the Oval...

Folk #1: "Here is that super-rotund, world-class, imbecile, lumbering & waddling around the oval office, hyping silly, manufactured, totally meaningless charts that he had his boot-licking, lackeys put together..."

"This one chart really says it better than anything, if you look at this. This is great. But this chart is pretty amazing. Right here. All new numbers."

Narrator: (quoting Wm. Shakespeare via Macbeth): "It is a tale, Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."