"I am not your monkey!"
AND
"I am not a Hobo!"
But, you know, truth be told, when I get hyped up, I can find myself doing monkey-like things, and I do have some Hobo-like tendencies. And now that I think about it, I once portrayed a Hobo in a soup kitchen scene on the TV show "The Untouchables."
So, I mean, who am I fooling?