Some shocking news...
Yesterday, I had a Jesus in America sighting, and I realized that my friend and I have made a critical mistake. It either totally destroys the Jesus in America Concept, or makes it that much more potent. Can't decide which.
Let's go to the Text Message Exchange:
Outgoing Text Message: "Holy Moly. I think there are 2 Jesus in Americas. 2 different people. 1 has a cat. 1 has a bushy beard. Thought there was just 1. This changes everything."
Incoming Text Message: "Buy 1, get 1 FREE, that's America!"