Day One Highlight: Melania plagiarizing parts of her speech from Michelle isn't a federal offense. Hell, isn't Michelle a wonderful role model?
What are the chances that Melania didn't plagiarize? Probably slim & none. I mean, put two monkeys in two different rooms with two different typewriters, how often will they type the same exact sentences?
Day Two Highlight: Ben Carson tells us that Hillary's main inspirer is Lucifer! "The shining one, the light-bearer!" That is some kick-ass woman!