The Saga of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian...
At first I laughed. It was quite enjoyable to watch the Vulgarian mow down the other 16 GOP contenders. He absolutely destroyed Bush, then Cruz. The GOP Godzilla. And then there was the worrying phase. "Holy shit. This guy actually has people supporting him."
That phase didn't last long.
"The cheese stood alone." And kept talking. Off the top of his head. And it got to be funny again. The Short-Fingered Vulgarian is actually scamming the GOP. Not running a serious campaign. He has no clue how to raise money, no clue how to bone up on the issues, how to appeal to anyone who isn't a racist, misogynist, or xenophobic lunatic.
And he has no money to speak of to run a campaign, and isn't wired to ask other billionaires for money. This is an empty suit running a scam. And the GOP is the mark, the chump, the sucker.
That's funny. Extremely funny.