Tribute Bands are Weird, Creepy and Pathetic!

"Yes, but you don't want to be a "tribute band." That's weird and creepy and kind of pathetic. All those Elvis impersonators, and Beatles clones, it's kind of a sad phenomenon, even if they're good.  You know what I mean? There's something really sad about trying to "be" someone else. It's one thing to do a "cover song" but it's another thing entirely, when you put on the costume, bring out the wig, work out those solos note by note by note. Sorry, it's just too creepy..."