Human #1: I have really weird hair. My hair has a mind of it's own. It's been like that my whole life. My hair does what it wants to do, when it wants to do it. I have no control over it. I mean, no one has hair like me.
Human #2: No, that's not true.
Human #1: It's not?!
Human #2: No. You have IRISH hair! Lots of people have IRISH hair!