Competing Rooting Interests

On the one hand, I'm rooting for Obama to get all those knuckle-heads in a room and work out some kind of sensible deal that helps move the country forward in a constructive way. Like maybe we could usher in a new era of enlightenment and happiness?!

Maybe?!

On the other hand, I'm rooting for all these Bozos to get in a room and tear each other to pieces. They all look like pin-headed, greedy assholes, and maybe their stupidity should be unleashed and let them just crash the whole damn thing. Maybe it really can't be fixed, maybe it needs to be totally crashed, and then we pick up the pieces and start over?!

So, I'm torn...